Celebrities in the Sport category
Roman Abramovich (age 44)

Slightly retarded looking multi-billionaire owner of Chelsea Football Club, Governor of Chukotka and main owner of private investment company 'Millhouse LLC'. Made most of his vast wealth in the oil industry, but still looks the type that might get his head stuck in a toilet seat.
Micky Adams (age 48)

Much traveled former professional footballer turned manager. Managerial positions at Fulham, Swansea City, Brentford, Brighton, Leicester, Coventry and Port Vale are all on his ever growing CV, having brought limited success to very few.
Andre Agassi (age 40)

Andre Agassi is considered by many as one of the greatest Tennis players of all time. Winner of 8 Grand Slam titles and an Olympic gold medal, his career drew to a close with a third round loss at the 2006 US Open after suffering for some time with back problems. He admitted in his 2009 autobiography that his trademark long hair had in fact been a wig and had caused him to lose in the 1990 French Open final! His book also detailed his drug use during the height of his career. Andre married fellow former tennis star Steffi Graf in 2001.
Mohammed Al Fayed (age 77)

Egyptian born businessman and multi-millionaire. Purchased the House Of Fraser group, which included the Harrods department store in 1985 and Fulham Football club in 1997. Famously accused the British Royal family of killing his son, Dodi Fayed in 1997 and his sons lover Diana, Princess of Wales, although unsurprisingly it was never proven.
Muhammad Ali (age 68)

Legendary boxer, real name Cassius Clay. Became Heavyweight champion for the first time in 1964, beating Sonny Listen over 6 rounds. This was to be the first of many mega-famous bouts. Diagnosed with Parkinsons Disease in 1984.
Sam Allardyce (age 56)

Current manager of Bolton Wanderers Football Club.
Lance Armstrong (age 38)

Cylist who has suvived an alarming amount of cancers. Made a cameo appearance in Dodgeball.
Steve Austin (age 45)

Actor in the ongoing soap opera that is American Wrestling. AKA Stone Cold Steve Austin. Dont think he 'fights' any more though.
Roger Bannister (age 81)

Former English runner. Was the first person ever to run 1 mile in under 4 minutes in 1954 when he had to run home from his local curry house after polishing off a vindaloo and finding the crapper out of order.
Franz Beckenbauer (age 64)

Famous German football player, coach and manager, Nicknamed 'der Kaiser' because of his elegant style, his leadership qualities and his domination on the football pitch.

