Celebrities in the Politics category
Gerry Adams (age 62)

Shouty, beardy, Irish bloke and current president of 'Sinn Fein', the largest political party in Northern Ireland. Has been an important figure since the late 80's in the Northern Ireland peace process.
Kofi Annan (age 71)

Secretary General of the United Nations and Nobel Peace Prize winner in 2001
Jeffrey Archer (age 70)

Disgraced former MP and former lord. Spent a while in prison getting to really know his cell mate. Was hilariously covered in what looked like man milk by some nut case in the crowd in 2005 whilst attending a charity ball in 2005.
Tony Blair (age 57)

Current British Prime Minister. His good points include...
Hans Blix (age 82)

Swedish diplomat and politician. He was Swedish Minister for Foreign Affairs. Was also the head of the United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission. Tried to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Michael Bloomberg (age 68)

The founder of Bloomberg L.P. and the 108th Mayor of New York City.
Bono (age 50)

Loved and loathed in equal measure, Bono is the lead singer and driving force behind the Irish super-group U2. Well known for having an opinion on just about everything, he has been getting up peoples noses for many years. His ego is actually rumored to reside in a disused hanger in Nevada, and requires nearly 5000 men over 18 hours of ass kissing every day to maintain it. Bono, along with The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr have enjoyed massive success since forming U2 in 1972, peaking with the genius 1987 album 'The Joshua Tree'.
Barbara Bush (age 85)
Laura Bush (age 63)

Wife of U.S. President George W. Bush and is the First Lady of the United States. She was named the second most powerful woman in the United States and the fourth most powerful in the world by Forbes magazine in 2004. Bet Maggie Thatcher could still giver her a good ass kicking.
George Bush Jnr (age 64)

Do I really need to introduce this tit? Oil obsessed arse monkey who is hell bent on destroying the world.


