Celebrities in the Music category
Paula Abdul (age 41)
Gained popularity in the 80's and early 90's, peaking with her number 1 hit 'Opposites Attract'. This being her 4th number 1 in the UK, it also won her the 'Best Music Video' Grammy for prancing around with her animated pussy. She has regained fame more recently as a judge on 'American Idol' and has sadly ventured back into the recording studio.
Brian Adams (age 50)
Canadian singer who's cheeks resemble the surface of the moon. Remained at number one for about nine years with the vomit inducing 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You', taken from the 1991 blockbuster 'Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves'.
Christina Aguilera (age 29)
Tiny in height, big in tits. Started out life in 'The New Mickey Mouse Club' but rumour has it she was kicked out after inappropriate relations with Pluto! Best known for her 'distictive' singing style and basically making that silly warbling noise on all her songs. Her hits include 'Genie In A Bottle', 'Dirrty' and 'Beautiful'.
Damon Albarn (age 42)
Imp-like lead singer of Blur and Gorillaz. Frequently in the papers during the 90's for his spatz with Oasis neanderthals the Gallagher brothers.
Mark Almond (age 45)
Phenomenally gay singer, once the front man of 80's group Soft Cell. Hit number one in the UK with Tainted Love. Said to have once been rushed to hospital with stomach problems, only to have over a pint of jism pumped from his stomach. Apparantly.
Shola Ama (age 31)
Top 5 single with You Might Need Somebody. Used to be really hot, but since she decided to snort the world and its dog up her nose, has become quite average.
Tori Amos (age 46)
Weird Pop piano player and singer. Know for the album Little Earthquakes. Also sang about cornflakes. Idiot.
Anastacia (age 36)
Gorgeous loud mouthed singer of I'm Outta Love. Apparantly suffers from Crohn's Disease and has also survived a curable strain of cancer. Reported to shit her pants when hitting high notes.
Benny Anderson (age 63)
The bearded one from ABBA. Sorry, the bearded man from ABBA.
