Celebrities in the Media category
Paula Abdul (age 41)

Gained popularity in the 80's and early 90's, peaking with her number 1 hit 'Opposites Attract'. This being her 4th number 1 in the UK, it also won her the 'Best Music Video' Grammy for prancing around with her animated pussy. She has regained fame more recently as a judge on 'American Idol' and has sadly ventured back into the recording studio.
Norm Abram (age 60)

Bespectacled master carpenter best known from the popular TV shows 'This Old House' and 'The New Yankee Workshop'.
Maud Adams (age 65)

Appeared in, amongst other things, 3 James Bond movies: The Man With The Golden Gun in 1974 (played Andrea Anders), Octopussy in 1983 (played Octopussy) and A View To A Kill in 1985 (as a random).
Caroline Aherne (age 46)

Part-time alcoholic and comedy writer, creator and star of 'The Royal Family' and 'Mrs Merton'. Attempted suicide in 1998 after the death of a former boyfriend and has battled clinical depression for much of her life.
Donna Air (age 30)

Not over furnished in the brain department, but climbed to fame appearing in 'Byker Grove' and as a presenter on 'The Big Breakfast'. Donna proved she didn't have much upstairs when she famously asked Irish family band 'The Corrs' how they met!
Alan Alda (age 74)

Most famous for his role as Hawkeye Pierce in the television series M*A*S*H
Tim Allen (age 57)

Well known in the TV series Home Improvement. Has also appeared/voiced in shit loads of kids films, including Toy Story and The Santa Clause.
Woody Allen (age 74)

Well known for writing, directing and staring in tons of movies, wearing thick-rimmed glasses and having sex with youngsters.
Kirstie Alley (age 55)

Made her name in the frankly unfunny TV series Cheers and has starred in films including Look Who's Talking. More recently decided to weigh more than a metric ton.
Pamela Anderson (age 43)

AKA Pamela Anderson Lee Rock (because of the amount of cock she has had in her). Noted for having comedy breasts, Baywatch, stolen, sex videos and a few really poo films. Diagnosed with Hepititis C in 2002.

