Celebrities in the Coffin Dodgers category
Jesus Christ (age 2009)

Apparently is due a second coming, Celebrity Sweepstake are one step ahead. Bets will be suspended until a return to Earth is confirmed. ** Died 3rd April 0033 - Estimated **
Jack LaLanne (age 96)
One time singer, bodybuilder and fitness guru turned producer of light weight, whisper quiet fruit juice extraction contraptions. Can regularly be seen sporting a fetching blue romper suit in late night infomercials.
Harry Morgan (age 95)
Probably best known as Col. Sherman T. Potter in the well loved American war comedy M.A.S.H.
Norman Wisdom (age 95)
Aging comic who has been entertaining the masses for about 500 years. Became famous for his slapstick style as Norman Pitkin in countless movies.
Kirk Douglas (age 93)

Arse-chinned star of the 1960 epic Spartacus and Tough Guys in 1986. Father of Michael Douglas.
Zsa Zsa Gabor (age 93)
Much-married, aging celebrity bike. Has had at least 9 husbands, and probably has a minge like a carrier bag.
Allan Arbus (age 92)

New York born actor best known for his role as psychiatrist Sidney Freedman on the TV series M*A*S*H.
Richard Adams (age 90)

Despite being the author of 19 books, he is best known for his first, Watership Down.
Mickey Rooney (age 89)
Comic star of many films and tv shows since the 1920's.
Abe Vigoda (age 89)
Long faced actor since the dawning of time. Gained fame through his supporting character roles, notably as mobster Sal Tessio in the 1972 movie The Godfather

