Celebrities in the All category
Paula Abdul (age 41)
Gained popularity in the 80's and early 90's, peaking with her number 1 hit 'Opposites Attract'. This being her 4th number 1 in the UK, it also won her the 'Best Music Video' Grammy for prancing around with her animated pussy. She has regained fame more recently as a judge on 'American Idol' and has sadly ventured back into the recording studio.
Norm Abram (age 60)
Bespectacled master carpenter best known from the popular TV shows 'This Old House' and 'The New Yankee Workshop'.
Roman Abramovich (age 44)
Slightly retarded looking multi-billionaire owner of Chelsea Football Club, Governor of Chukotka and main owner of private investment company 'Millhouse LLC'. Made most of his vast wealth in the oil industry, but still looks the type that might get his head stuck in a toilet seat.
Richard Adams (age 90)
Despite being the author of 19 books, he is best known for his first, Watership Down.
Maud Adams (age 65)
Appeared in, amongst other things, 3 James Bond movies: The Man With The Golden Gun in 1974 (played Andrea Anders), Octopussy in 1983 (played Octopussy) and A View To A Kill in 1985 (as a random).
Brian Adams (age 50)
Canadian singer who's cheeks resemble the surface of the moon. Remained at number one for about nine years with the vomit inducing 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You', taken from the 1991 blockbuster 'Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves'.
Gerry Adams (age 62)
Shouty, beardy, Irish bloke and current president of 'Sinn Fein', the largest political party in Northern Ireland. Has been an important figure since the late 80's in the Northern Ireland peace process.
Micky Adams (age 48)
Much traveled former professional footballer turned manager. Managerial positions at Fulham, Swansea City, Brentford, Brighton, Leicester, Coventry and Port Vale are all on his ever growing CV, having brought limited success to very few.
Ben Affleck (age 37)
Real name 'Benjamin Geza Affleck' (snigger), he became more famous for his on/off relationship with celebrity fat arse Jenifer Lopez than he did for his questionable acting skills. Reportedly paid $15m for his role in the 2003 Tinsil Town turd of a film, 'Gigli'.
Andre Agassi (age 40)
Andre Agassi is considered by many as one of the greatest Tennis players of all time. Winner of 8 Grand Slam titles and an Olympic gold medal, his career drew to a close with a third round loss at the 2006 US Open after suffering for some time with back problems. He admitted in his 2009 autobiography that his trademark long hair had in fact been a wig and had caused him to lose in the 1990 French Open final! His book also detailed his drug use during the height of his career. Andre married fellow former tennis star Steffi Graf in 2001.